STORY
Earth (dimension 2K-GXK-L0IQKJ) year 2022
Planet Earth is ruled by people, but these are only appearances. Politicians and bankers sold their souls for influence and wealth to exercise authority on behalf of interstellar lizards. Manipulated and divided, humanity lives under the thumb of tyranny, forced to perform slave labor for greedy, evil corporations. These are dark times, with freedom of speech long forgotten. In this time of sorrow, one desperate man with a whole lotta love for good conspiracy theories decided to put his life on the line and kill the invaders. One of the highest-ranked reptiles dies. Unfortunately, it also seals the fate of humanity. Reptilians decide that the time to slay all humans is at hand. A giant mothership arrives and begins vaporizing cities, one after another. It seems the days of men are coming to an end.
But, in the far away land… The supreme leader of both Koreas – the last defender of free humanity – Kim Jong-un, decides to make one last stand against the usurpers. He launches semi modern, long-range rockets, aimed at the mothership of those sons of lizard bitches. Sadly, his engineers made some miscalculations. Nukes went flying somewhere else. Meanwhile, in Geneva, the Large Hadron Collider, severely hit by Kim’s mistargeted nukes, explodes and morphs into a black hole, opening an interdimensional time portal! From the portal arrive beings with abilities and powers unknown to our universe. Their worlds are already destroyed, but they will fight in defense of this one. The last great war begins…